grindelwald:

brittishh:

whoistravisclark:Daily Advice: Sometimes Open Bars can be dangerous!!

ughh, everything happened this week. i need to see ke$ha & i miss my boys.

ADAM?!

mickeychane:

trompstomp:

wellheyheybaby:

johncody:

kayrutledge:

ex-genius:

SPYHORSE is perpetually amusing.

I will always reblog this.

So many things wrong with this picture…

Oh my…

oh

i do not understand at all.

grindelwald:

brittishh:owlsarenocturnal:

Ellie: There was a time in my life when I too loved Edward Cullen. When Jacob was merely a blimp on my radar screen. But then, something changed. Maybe I changed. Maybe I learned the value of a guy who was also my friend. But most likely, Jacob changed. When he took off his shirt in “New Moon”, I saw those changes and I was like, “Yes! I wanna bake cookies on your stomach.”
Mariana: No. Those are fake abs.
Ellie: These are not fake abs.
Mariana: They are too fake. The’re CGI, just like the wolves.
Ellie: These are real. His abs are real.
Mariana: If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar.
Ellie: Yeah, he does deserve an Oscar. He does deserve an Oscar. He does.

- Saturday Night Live 35x09

living-in-a-parade:

himynameisemmy:

woahitssarrah:

fuckyeahsnl:

uprightcitizens:

cheia:

Ding-dong! Hello! You got a new doorbell.
Ding-dong! Come inside my house. Hello.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doorbell. Ding-dong.
Bonjour. Uh la la. Ding-dong.
Hello! Wine and cheese. Ding-dong.
Ding-dong! I’m getting married today. Hello.
Honk-honk. Your doorbell. Ding-dong! Car.
Ding-dong! Router. Netflix. What?
Ding-dong! Woof! Bears.
Jingle bells, jingle bells. Answer your door.
Ding-dong! Happy birthday, Jesus.
Ding-dong! Hanukkah House.
Goodbye. I need to read my magazine.
Ding-dong! Bing-Boom. Okay. He-hey. What?

- Saturday Night Live 35x09

FUCKING RAD.

LMAO yes. i laughed so hard

THIS OH MY GOD

this

living-in-a-parade:

beautifulandtragic:

shootthemoonerin:

konfusionwithak:

phoebejeebies:

kyle

kyle what are you doing you are not a bat kyle

get down from there before you fall and die kyle

omg

i’m dead

This was at the Sonar show in Baltimore!

He’s crazy I swear.

oh my god that caption

dead

oh my god the caption
you are not a bat kyle
kyle
omg dead

fuckkk i always forgot to say that i’m not online

justfeelthemusic:

paramonica:

caitieishere:

:)

omg, the bottom right. <3 does anyone have the original picture?

making fun of jonathan cook and @replying him on twitter is basically what i do everyday.

it’s never not relevant.

bsidetomytongue:

kickdrums:

pbjellyfish: joeythundah-: awakeandunafraid: galiiit

almaaah:

warnthesun:

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